Tales from the Dean's Office

The following actually happened at a South Bronx high school today.  A girl was supposed to be drug tested in the afternoon.  She brought a jar of pee to school with her, but by the end of the day it was cold.  So, before school let out, she went to the dean's office and heated her pee up in the faculty microwave.  Neglecting to take the lid off, the jar exploded, and the girl ran off in a panic.  They had to trash the urine-scorched microwave.